The lady who lived in the big house, At the end of our quiet street, Unfortunately and without warning, That lady died just last week....

We were seated at table forty-five, Two chairs a table and a tealight, Tucked away in the corner, sandwiched, between two larger parties,...

Each and every one of us Would like to know for sure When the time arrives to breathe our last There’s more behind Death’s door But yet...

You know I could, You know that given any excuse I would, You know I might, You know that even if I did, I’d think I was right. I think I...

Inadequate? No, I’m very capable just as I stand Insensitive? Possibly, but others may misunderstand, Insufferable? Maybe, but not by...

Catch the midnight thirty train from oblivion, Hold high your head to the morning light, Sense a newfound wisdom in your heart, See...

Oh, Kremlin Lion, Do you not dream? Of being more than just a fool, Can you not see? From around your heavy mane, Can you not hear? Above...

“Why do you look at me?'' ''With those callous eyes?'' She said, Well, now she knows For now, she’s dead

Johnny, Johnny Johnson, Where have you gone, son? I've looked all over the housing estate, Come back little man it's getting late. But...

Drifting lifeless body, floating in this dirty old river, Looking at her now still body, motionless, without life to shiver, She must...

Peters' diet was mainly sweeter He would eat ice cream by the litre Once, by chance, he ate salami Got a penchant for Pepperami Now...

Tick, tick, ticking of the clock on the wall. A rustle of leaves on the porch, as they fall The building sadly creaks under the strain....

Watching elephants climb an Acacia nut tree Or prickly hedgehogs on a supermarket spree, Hooking up with a blue whale called Penelope Yet...

I have been a witness to love before, But what I saw appeared unrewarding. I have listened to tuneless love before, The discourse is...

Begone breathless night Dissolve quickly into yet another dawn, Begone painful tears The new hoped-for day, be born. Till then, send away...

Cushions of lace, cushions of lace, Rest your head little kite, rest your head, Then fly high, straight and proud Fly high amongst the...

I had a wife, Her name was Claire, She had beautiful eyes, She had long blonde hair. We had a dog, Claire called it Mac, If she threw a...

This Englishman is so inclined To traverse his life unmaligned

The doctors were confident She would be well again, They lied. Shrouded and bound Alone in the morgue, She’d died. He loved her so much...

Pandora, what a very naughty girl was she, She unearthed a locked box, hidden secretly, With this hidden box came a golden key She had...